Enigma's In Food: One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

Every once and awhile you are knocked for a loop with a food concept unthought of amongst common folk and straphangers globewide.

Even "I" my faithful viewer am guilty of the 3 a.m. ToasterPancakeSteakUmmwithAmericanCheese debacle but such things as Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts Halved housing Bacon Cheeseburger's boggles the imagination.

Look upon our Glazed Fluffy airiness and Beef Filled, Bacony, Cheese Goo Wonderment and ponder the how, why, would I and how many in number to ingest of it all.

WELL..... Would YOU???

Brooklyn Cuisine:Tuna & Tomato Soup

Tuna Salad on Soda Crackers with Tomato Soup is nothing short of fabulous but there are a few rules to adhere to. The Tuna Topped Cracker should be eaten along with the soup and not one after the other has gone otherwise whats the point!!! There are lives at Steak here Dammitt!!!
Also on the cracker front Saltine's will do but Soda Cracker's are superior and actually different than a Saltine, try this simple test. Bite the tip off a Soda Cracker and suck the air out, you see..... different flavor. A Soda Cracker's atmosphere has more Mellifluosity even on a molecular level. They WILL prove this with the Large Hadron Collider (CERN) You Fools!!!

Sparks-Dick Around

Just a fantastic song and great video.

SPARKS - Dick Around

License Plates

Didja ever notice the similarities in the Magma and Queensryche Logo's?
And for most of you the next question is "Who the heck are MAGMA?"

The Three Saddest Words

SORRY NO BACON is what the sign read so here I am with a Nacho Cheese Gordita. No Bacon, No Crunchy Taco.
I mean theres a sign up!!! This is their featured item, Perhaps demand was higher than the supply. The Baconless Creeps.

And Fire Sauce!!! Its barely Mild Salsa and actually more like Ketchup than Hot Sauce!!!

No offense to the staff.

Mouth Party:Quantum Chocolate

Quite Possibly, The only thing better than a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup is a Hunk of Milk Chocolate topped with a Dollop of Peanut Butter. It might not look terribly appetizing but I defy anyone limiting themselves to just one piece (that is of course unless it is a very large piece). Witch Doctors use it,Freemasons revere it,Bisons abhor it and Quantum Physicists argue that the coming together of Peanut Butter and Milk Chocolate (PB=mc=squared dance) is the basis of T.O.E.* and further justification for the Theoretical proof of the existence of a higher being. Its cheap too if you catch it on sale price.

[*] T.O.E. - A theory of everything (TOE) is a putative theory of theoretical physics that fully explains and links together all known physical phenomena. the term stuck in popularizations of quantum physics to describe a theory that would unify or explain through a single model the theories of all fundamental interactions of nature. From Bacon to Basketball's, a single unifying theory and further justification for the theoretical proof of the existence of Peanut Butter and Milk Chocolate.

High Fidelity:Bison Burgers

A Cloaked Bison traveling amongst the intergalactic starways in a longship gingerly clutching an assumingly ancient humanoid skull whilst shrouded in ethereal matter of an unknown origin above a planetoid's atmospheric surface complimented by a satellite or somesuch device hovering in the background mysteriously and majestically.

Truly an Uber-Bovinae of Metallic proportions.

My question: was this painting commissioned or was it patiently lying around in wait? and for whom?